the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then
- me: where do you live?
- vegan: I'm a vegan
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"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014
"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
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