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ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then


sschol:

this is from spy kids

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kindofsharethat:

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oldmanstephanie:

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"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

the-chandelier-swing:

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nasturbate:

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