captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

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dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

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moriarty:

J ESUS TAKE THE WHEEL IM SO GAY

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taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season


saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit


swagdeddy:

alexisafuckinnerd:

Scumbag Baby Boomer memes are the greatest.

LMAO

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